so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
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