I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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