Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
mondays should just be called national damage control day
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
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