whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
soo... how was my night?
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