We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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