she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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