I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
Randomize
