bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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