his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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