Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
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