I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
Randomize
