No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
Randomize
