idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
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