he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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