he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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