It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
Randomize
