quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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