Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
Driving from bar to bar trying to recover all of the possessions I've drunkenly lost over the course of the past few nights. Actual nadir of my life and absolute height of shamblyness.
Props for using the word nadir
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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