I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
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He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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