ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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