But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
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