i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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