Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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