Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
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