you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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