it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
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