it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
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