He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
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