You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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