God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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