After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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