jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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