Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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