I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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