i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
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