Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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