You were right. It hurts to walk today.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
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