i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
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