Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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