it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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