is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
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