Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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