I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
kristin has been a bad kristin
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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