But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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