new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Driving from bar to bar trying to recover all of the possessions I've drunkenly lost over the course of the past few nights. Actual nadir of my life and absolute height of shamblyness.
Props for using the word nadir
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
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