i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
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