I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I need to calm my uterus...
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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