you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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