so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
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