That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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