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• (503): View more from Oregon

  She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings

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• (407): View more from Florida

  he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around

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• (516): View more from New York

  she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look

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• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?

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• (559): View more from California

  No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.

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• (952): View more from Minnesota

  I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail

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  Houston we have a problem

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• (620): View more from Kansas

  I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.

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