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Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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