But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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