The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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