Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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